Couldn't have said it better myself. 

Bush light bulb joke

...How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

None.

Nothing is wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.

Why do you hate freedom?

--Annonymous