Sunday, February 28, 2010

11 Little-Known Grammatical Errors That Will Shock and Horrify You

To my friends and relatives who care about such things.  You know who you are.  Click on the link to see all of them.

Example:

Try and. The correct phrase is "try to." It really does make sense logically -- the trying is part of the action. I don't try and say goodbye and I choke, I try to say goodbye and I choke. (I also try i walk away and I stumble.)

It's a rough day for a journalism major when he learns he was grammatically bested by Macy Gray.

I remember when I learned the try and/try to disparity. I'd just gotten my first job writing professionally, in October of 2003, and I dropped a "try and" bomb in one of the first things I wrote. I was scolded, beat myself up about it for two weeks straight -- and never made the mistake again. 

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Bureaucracy Chic

 
 

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I know I have been threatening to post images of my new and improved office for a while now and still haven't gotten around to it.  It's just that I still have one empty wall and our resident photographer has her hands full with a 17 pound distractenator named Ike.  In the mean time, I bring you images from offices around the world in part of photographer Jan Banning's series, Bureaucratics

India

China

Liberia

Liberia

Yemen

Russia

Guess Where?  USA

Bolivia

Bolivia

Yemen

So, still no pictures of my office, but I promise these are a million times interesting.  See the complete series here

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Clients From Hell: Won't take more than an hour

I discovered this particular blog a few weeks ago, thank you Google News.


Most of the posts seems to come in from web designers, but hey, customers are customers. I spent more time than I should have with an overseas customer trying to recreate a problem they were having. They hadn't applied all of software fixes that were available, they were convinced that they had a unique problem that couldn't have been covered by a previous fix... As it turned out, an existing solution also fixed their problem.  Anyhow, a quote from the Clients From Hell blog.  The writer of this post was given a task that would 'only take an hour.'



“You realize, if I can do this, it’ll take about 12 hours, and no guarrantee I can make it look like a real photo,” I advised them.
“Yes, you can. You have Photoshop!” The art director screamed. Meanwhile, one of the account guys brought my boss over,who corroborated everything I said.
“Listen,” I said, “you have a finished illo, but if you really want me to do this I will, but I can’t have it done before tomorrow, and that’s if I stay all night. your illustration will still look better.”
The art director blew his stack “LOOK—THIS WON’T TAKE MORE THAN TWO HOURS!!” And then he added “I’D DO IT MYSELF IF I KNEW HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP!!”




Monday, February 22, 2010

Best Tech Guy caller EVER with Leo Laporte

For pure Chutzpah, this is hard to beat.

Lady calls Leo Laporte's Tech Guy Show claiming her WI-FI access has "disappeared", come to find out that she doesn't even have a router!

Tom Brokaw Explains Canada To Americans

Tom Brokaw explains the relationship between Canada and The United States, in a pre-recorded short film that aired on NBC prior to the Opening Ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada on Feb. 14th, 2010.

A N O N Y M O U S = Actions, Not Our Names, Yield Maintenance Of Unity and Service.

If I have seen this before, I didn't remember it.  

Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

Charles Mackay

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Teaching Grown-ups

That is why God gave us grandchildren.



Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince", 1943 French writer (1900 - 1944)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Word of the Day

Nice quote by Brenda Craig  that I heard from my friend Bronnie today at church.


Yes, I see the many things you do for Me and these are good, but don’t ever let yourself think—doing things for Me—is the same as being with Me. I don’t love you because you “do.” I love you because you are.
Open your heart. Let go of any unworthiness you might feel due to lack of personal time with Me and come close. I am here. Never let busyness rob your intimate moments with Me. Remember, doing is not the same as being—being births doing. I am always waiting with open arms. 

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Ignore Expiration Dates

"Best by," "Sell by," and all those other labels mean very little.

Some interesting info about something I have always wondered about.  An excerpt from the article.

Not only are expiration dates misleading, but there's no uniformity in their inaccuracy. Some manufacturers prefer the elusive "Best if used by," others opt for the imperative "Use by," and then there are those who litter their goods with the most unhelpful "Sell by" stamps. (I'm happy my bodega owner is clear on when to dump, but what about me?) Such disparities are a consequence of the fact that, with the exception of infant formula and some baby foods, package dates are unregulated by the federal government. And while some states do exercise oversight, there's no standardization. A handful of states, including Massachusetts and West Virginia, and Washington, D.C., require dating of some form for perishable foods. Twenty states insist on dating for milk products, but each has distinct regulations. Milk heading for consumers in Connecticut must bear a "Sell by" date not more than 12 days from the day of pasteurization. Dairies serving Pennsylvania must conform to 14 days.

Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth -  Mary Schmich

Saturday, February 13, 2010

From Paper Tape to Data Sticks: The Evolution of Removable Storage

I have certainly been in the computer business long enough to remember all the different iterations for data storage.  I started off with punch cards in college and at my first job after graduating.  
Click on the link to read the article.


Monday, February 08, 2010

From my friend Peggy: Chutzpah

Chutzpah: A Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance.  As Leo Rosten writes, no other word, and no other language, can do it justice. This example is perfect...



A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed the pretzel stand he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel. 



This went on for more than 3 years. The two of them never spoke.

One day as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him.

Without blinking an eye she said "They're 35 cents now."
That’s Chutzpah!!

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

12 Reasons You Shouldn’t Freelance

Nothing I have ever wanted to do. Except for the sleep all day part.

 
 

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Going into business for the wrong reasons can bring ruin into both your financial and professional life. While freelancing comes with many perks, it's important not to base your self-employment decision solely on those perks, as you may run yourself out of business.

What are some of these perks of freelancing?

  • You can choose your own hours
  • You can choose your own clients
  • You can choose the type of work you do
  • You can choose your rates

We've discussed great reasons to start freelancing, but we haven't really talked about why you shouldn't start freelancing. Let's take a look at some of the worst reasons to go into business for yourself.

Reason 1: To Sleep in All Day and Leave Work Early

It's true that as a freelancer, you can set the hours you work. However, if you think that means you can sleep in all day and get off early, you'll be sadly disappointed.

Clients still expect you to keep some normal business hours. While it's ok to shift your schedule to times where you're most productive, you'll still have clients who request to speak to you by phone during nine to five hours. Limiting your work hours to starting at midnight and ending at 3 a.m. will cause you to lose a lot of potential business.

Reason 2: Freelancing Will Make You Rich

If you want to start freelancing, you shouldn't do it solely for the money. While you're free to set your rates, chances are you'll have little or no money when starting out. Making tons of cash, even if you're a seasoned professional, is pretty unlikely.

Reason 3: You Hate Working with People

Sorry to burst your bubble, but even if you plan on working by yourself, you still have to work with people. You may have to work with clients, agencies or other freelancers.

Reason 4: To Spend the Day with Your Kids

Unless you're planning on only working part-time, expecting to be able to spend ample amounts of time with your kids is a huge potential pitfall. Once you get your business going, you'll rarely have time for lunch and bathroom breaks; much less to change diapers, have playtime and offer help with homework.

Plus, if you're not careful, staying at home with your kids can be a huge distraction and prevent you from getting any work done. Especially with younger kids, the temptation to spend time with them can often throw a productive day out the door.

This isn't to say freelancing isn't a good option for stay-at-home parents. You just have to be realistic in your goal settings and realize you're not going to be able to be as productive, busy or profitable as a regular freelancer.

Reason 5: You Can Charge Whatever You Want

Related to Reason 2 above, you can't simply charge any amount of money for your work and expect anyone to hire you. Your rates have to fall into what the market can bear and take into account your quality of work and experience you offer.

Of course, the busier and more well known you become the more you can charge to "fit" in those clients or schedule them in months ahead of time.

Reason 6: Freelancing Is An Easy Job

Freelancing is one of the hardest jobs out there. It's one of the few careers where you're truly alone, in the sense that you're responsible for everything. This includes finding the work, doing the work, billing for it, tracking down late payments and taking care of the books and taxes. That's a lot of work for one person!

Reason 7: To Keep Up with the Household Chores

It drives me nuts to wake up to a kitchen full of dishes or stuff where it shouldn't be. However, I often have to hold back this urge until lunchtime or after work. Just like kids, it can be tempting to take just a "few" minutes to pick up the house and promise yourself you'll get "right" back to work. Before you know it, half the day is gone and you haven't done any work…paid work that is.

Personally, I try to have the dishes from the night before finished that night so I don't wake up with them in the sink. I try to pick up as I go throughout the day so there isn't a mess, or I wait until my lunch break to clean up what's needed.

Reason 8: Work Will Just Come to You

It takes a lot of work to freelance before you even start "working". Just sitting at your computer everyday and staring at your screen won't get you clients.

Reason 9: No Boss!

Without having someone behind you to make sure you're staying productive, it can be tough to stay motivated and on target. You have to make sure you have enough drive to push yourself to make it through the boring everyday tasks of freelancing.

Reason 10: You'll Save Lots of Money

While it's true you'll no longer have to fight morning or evening traffic, that doesn't mean you can sell the car and save lots of money. It gets lonely in your own office so you'll want to work remotely a few times a week.

Often, you'll find yourself going to your local bookstore, cafe, or restaurant to work for a few hours and you'll probably end up spending some money there as well. After you factor in this spending money and gas, plus the extra money you'll spend on electricity and water now that you're home more often, freelancing can easily add up to be more expensive than a nine to five job.

I once spent a ton of money at Target when I had no money coming in because I was "bored" from being at home all the time. Don't make the same mistake!

Reason 11: You'll Have More Free Time

When you're a freelancer, you'll actually have a lot less free time than when you were working a regular nine to five job, even if you keep the same or less hours than before.

Why? The biggest reasons are overscheduling and procrastinating. It'll take some time to properly schedule your work, but even then it's impossible to predict if a client is going to have last minute changes or a rush project. You may even end up working nights and weekends.

Reason 12: Your Family Will Respect You More

Most non-web people don't understand what we do at all. They understand even less what we do as freelancers. You'll probably have some difficulty getting your family members to understand that you're really working, even if you're at home. They may not understand you're running a real business and trying to make some real money.

To this day, my mom still doesn't understand that I can't just drop everything I'm doing in the middle of the day to do something with her. Just because I set my own hours, doesn't mean I can make myself free whenever I want to, as I still have to take care of my clients.

If you're married, or living with a significant other, it's easier for them to see you're doing real work if bills are getting paid, but sometimes they forget and may try to talk to you or ask you to do things around the house. The best thing to do is to try and talk to them and explain that you need to be left alone, as if you're working at a regular job, during your office hours. You may need to close and/or lock the office door while you're working to prevent interruptions.

Freelancing Is the Best Job Ever

But, it's also the hardest and most demanding job ever. It can be frustrating because you have no one else to share the business duties with. People, including clients, misunderstand what you do and may not think you're a real business who charges real rates for real work.

That being said, I do believe it's the best job ever. Really, I wouldn't go back to a full-time job, even if they offered me a six figure salary. Like everything else, it has it's drawbacks but it also has lots of good perks.

The important thing is to make sure you really like working independently and you have the drive to do this all by yourself. The freedom and satisfaction from being able to control your own career is reward in itself.

What About You?

What were some of the reasons you started freelancing? Where they good or bad reasons? Did they work out? Please share you experiences!

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I wonder if they used this one on their Christmas card?

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