I guess they could have lived without a raise.
Police: Workers killed after seeking raises - Crime & Punishment - MSNBC.com: "EAST POINT, Ga. - The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises."
This is an odd collection of stuff that I find on the net mixed with some of the jokes people send to me. My politics are definitely not right wing. I post stuff here instead of spamming everyone in my address book. Take what you like and leave the rest...
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Welcome to Wal-Mart
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
Friday, July 20, 2007
Holy Land Sesame Street
Slate's Emily Bazelon assesses the mixed bag of children's television in Israel and the Palestinian territories, from rival versions of Sesame Street to the Mickey Mouse rip-off Farfour.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Slate V - Damned Spot: Romney's "Ocean"
John Dickerson analyzes a new ad by GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney. The spot tries to burnish Romney's credentials as a cultural conservative, but please, Mitt: Block that metaphor!
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
Gmail - Kim Komando Show Daily News - Thursday, July 12, 2007
Kim Komando Show Daily News - Thursday, July 12, 2007: "Wii shortages may continue
Nintendo warned of Wii shortages this holiday season. The game systems are a huge hit. If you find the Wii in stores, buy it, company officials say. Those who wait could regret it. Also, the company promises about 100 new games by year’s end. It also plans new controllers."
This is bad news for John. Russell is taking his Wii with him.
Nintendo warned of Wii shortages this holiday season. The game systems are a huge hit. If you find the Wii in stores, buy it, company officials say. Those who wait could regret it. Also, the company promises about 100 new games by year’s end. It also plans new controllers."
This is bad news for John. Russell is taking his Wii with him.
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