This is an odd collection of stuff that I find on the net mixed with some of the jokes people send to me. My politics are definitely not right wing. I post stuff here instead of spamming everyone in my address book. Take what you like and leave the rest...
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Errol Morris: Election '04
Why so many? Because people say some are better than others. The problem: no one agrees on which ones those are."
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Joke - Shark
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat.
As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He's scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast open, revealing its horrific teeth, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"
In an instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Confused, and knowing he can't lie, the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracts back into the heavens. The man feels the water move once again.
As the atheist looks back, he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man watches as the huge beast closes its eyes, bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive..."
Friday, October 22, 2004
Very serious webpage concerning the importance of your vote
Not!
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Fwd: Salon: The blind leading the blind
Even if they don't like to say it out loud, lots of Democrats think
that George Bush's supporters are a horde of ignoramuses. Now comes
evidence that they're right! A remarkable new report titled "The
Separate Realities of Bush and Kerry Supporters" from PIPA, the
Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of
Maryland, suggests that rank and file Republicans are more benighted
than even the most supercilious coastal elitist would imagine.
Analyzing data from a series of nationwide polls, the report finds
that a majority of Bush supporters believe things about the world that
are objectively untrue, while the majority of Kerry supporters dwell
in the reality-based community. For example, Bush backers largely
think that the president and his policies are popular internationally.
Seventy-five percent believe that Iraq was providing "substantial" aid
to al-Qaida, and 63 percent say clear evidence of this has been found.
That, of course, would be news even to Donald Rumsfeld, who earlier
this month told the Council On Foreign Relations, "To my knowledge, I
have not seen any strong, hard evidence that links the two."
Though its language is dispassionate, the report lays responsibility
for this epidemic of ignorance at the White House's door. "So why are
Bush supporters clinging so tightly to these beliefs in the face of
repeated disconfirmations?" it asks. "Apparently one key reason is
that they continue to hear the Bush administration confirming these
beliefs."
Indeed, it says, "an overwhelming 82% [of Bush supporters] perceive
the Bush administration as saying that Iraq had WMD (63%) or a major
WMD program (19%). Only 16% of Bush supporters perceive the
administration as saying that Iraq had some limited activities, but
not an active program (15%) or had nothing (1%). The pattern on al
Qaeda is similar. Seventy-five percent of Bush supporters think the
Bush administration is currently saying Iraq was providing substantial
support to al Qaeda (56%) or even that it was directly involved in
9/11 (19%). Further, 55% of Bush supporters say it is their impression
the Bush administration is currently saying the US has found clear
evidence Saddam Hussein was working closely with al Qaeda (not saying
clear evidence found: 37%)."
These people aren't going to be swayed by the argument that Bush has
alienated American's allies and left the country isolated in the
world, because they don't believe this to be the case. "Despite a
steady flow of official statements, public demonstrations, and public
opinion polls showing that the US war against Iraq is quite unpopular,
only 31% of Bush supporters recognize that the majority of people in
the world oppose the US having gone to war with Iraq," the study says.
Bush supporters also think that world public opinion favors Bush's
reelection. In a poll taken from September 3-7, the study says, "57%
of Bush supporters assumed that the majority of people in the world
would prefer to see Bush reelected, 33% assumed that views are evenly
divided and only 9% assumed that Kerry would be preferred."
In fact, a PIPA study released in early September found that a
majority or plurality of people from 32 countries preferred Kerry to
Bush. PIPA surveyed 34,330 people, ages 15 and above, from regions all
over the world. A Pew poll released this spring similarly found that
"large majorities in every country, except for the U.S., hold an
unfavorable opinion of Bush."
Bush supporters are also mistaken about the president's own positions
(a pattern of misapprehension that an earlier PIPA report also
documented). "Majorities incorrectly assumed that Bush supports
multilateral approaches to various international issues -- the
Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty (69%), the treaty banning land mines
(72%); 51% incorrectly assumed he favors US participation in the Kyoto
treaty -- the principal international accord on global warming... Only
13% of supporters are aware that he opposes labor and environmental
standards in trade agreements -- 74% incorrectly believe that he
favors including labor and environmental standards in agreements on
trade. In all these cases, there is a recurring theme: majorities of
Bush supporters favor these positions, and they infer that Bush favors
them as well."
According to the report, this reality gap is something new in American
life. "So why do Bush supporters show such a resistance to accepting
dissonant information?" it asks. "While it is normal for people to
show some resistance, the magnitude of the denial goes beyond the
ordinary. Bush supporters have succeeded in suppressing awareness of
the findings of a whole series of high-profile reports about prewar
Iraq that have been blazoned across the headlines of newspapers and
prompted extensive, high-profile and agonizing reflection. The fact
that a large portion of Americans say they are unaware that the
original reasons that the US took military action -- and for which
Americans continue to die on a daily basis -- are not turning out to
be valid, are probably not due to a simple failure to pay attention to
the news."
The analysis says that the roots of this denial could lie in the
trauma of 9/11 and people's desire to hold on to their image of Bush
as a "capable protector." It offers no guidance, though, on how
ordinary Republicans might be coaxed back to reality.
And while "The Separate Realities of Bush and Kerry Supporters" may be
perversely satisfying to Democrats in its confirmation of blue-state
prejudices, it carries a pretty disturbing question for all rational
Americans: How can arguments based on fact prevail in a nation where
so many people know so little?
-- Michelle Goldberg
Saturday, October 16, 2004
Is the President losing it?
First it was presenile dementia. Now, it's a stroke. A rash of armchair-diagnosis speculation about President Bush's health, based on his faltering speech
in the first debate to his drooling and drooping Wednesday night, is
flying around the Web. And there's nothing to feed
"is-he-really-fit-to-lead?" grousing among Democratic partisans in the
blogosphere like the fact that President Bush, who was pronounced
healthy at his annual check-up in August 2003, has refused to get his annual physical this year before the 2004 election.
But it was Bush's less-than-lucid performance in the first presidential
debate against Senator John Kerry that sparked the creation of a short video montage
juxtaposing footage from that debate with video from George W. Bush
sparring with then-Texas Governor Ann Richards, ten years ago. (You can
see more footage of the younger Bush's debating prowess here.)
limited," says Robert McInerney, a retired internist in Pittsfield,
Mass. "He's getting as inarticulate as I am, and I'm in my senior
years," adding this caveat: "[But] I think it would be foolish to make
a diagnosis over a one-minute video clip."
wondering, too. "I think he's deteriorated in terms of his problem with
word-finding, repetition of phrases and understanding what other people
are saying," said Dr. Justin Frank, a professor in the Department of
Psychiatry at George Washington University Medical Center, who is the
author of "Bush on the Couch."
But Dr. Frank also stressed: "He would need to be tested to see if he
has dementia. This is all speculation without testing. He could just be
extremely acutely anxious. Anyone can get anxious and sound
disorganized."
Still, Dr. Frank said that during his book tour this summer from L.A.
to Philadelphia, seven or eight different physicians and psychologists
came up to him at readings to discuss their concerns about the
President's mental health: " Four people said they thought he reminded
them of their patients in the early state of Alzheimer's. Several
people wondered if there is a gradual deterioration from chronic substance abuse.
But Bush's improved performance in the latter debates made others doubt
that there's anything organic amiss: "In someone who has got a
developing dementia, they have good days and they have bad days. But it
isn't 90 minutes of bad debate one day, and 90 minutes of good debate
one day. It's much more subtle than that," says Dr. Raymond A. Wertheim
of Bethesda, Md.
After Bush's performance in the third debate, Dr. Frank changed his own
at-arm's-length diagnosis: " I think that the reason he looked demented
in the past debates is that Kerry figured out how to make him anxious.
And when he's anxious he gets disorganized. But Kerry did not make him
anxious this time. So, the issue for him is trying to manage anxiety.
That's his main concern."
Now, that still doesn't explain Wednesday night's spitting.
First it was presenile dementia. Now, it's a stroke.
A rash of armchair-diagnosis speculation about President Bush's health, based on his faltering speech
in the first debate to his drooling and drooping Wednesday night, is
flying around the Web. And there's nothing to feed
"is-he-really-fit-to-lead?" grousing among Democratic partisans in the
blogosphere like the fact that President Bush, who was pronounced
healthy at his annual check-up in August 2003, has refused to get his annual physical this year before the 2004 election.
A letter by one Dr. Joseph Price of Carsonville, Mich., to the Atlantic Monthly in response to James Fallows' July/August cover story on Bush and Kerry's debating styles, first raised the idea that Bush's mental faculties might be in decline.
But it was Bush's less-than-lucid performance in the first presidential
debate against Senator John Kerry that sparked the creation of a short video montage
juxtaposing footage from that debate with video from George W. Bush
sparring with then-Texas Governor Ann Richards, ten years ago. (You can
see more footage of the younger Bush's debating prowess here.)
"In the 1994 video he was going along and having no trouble having a
nice flow of language. But now he's so faulting and labored and
limited," says Robert McInerney, a retired internist in Pittsfield,
Mass. "He's getting as inarticulate as I am, and I'm in my senior
years," adding this caveat: "[But] I think it would be foolish to make
a diagnosis over a one-minute video clip."
Bush's insistence on tightly-controlled appearances has other doctors
wondering, too. "I think he's deteriorated in terms of his problem with
word-finding, repetition of phrases and understanding what other people
are saying," said Dr. Justin Frank, a professor in the Department of
Psychiatry at George Washington University Medical Center, who is the
author of "Bush on the Couch."
But Dr. Frank also stressed: "He would need to be tested to see if he
has dementia. This is all speculation without testing. He could just be
extremely acutely anxious. Anyone can get anxious and sound
disorganized."
Still, Dr. Frank said that during his book tour this summer from L.A.
to Philadelphia, seven or eight different physicians and psychologists
came up to him at readings to discuss their concerns about the
President's mental health: " Four people said they thought he reminded
them of their patients in the early state of Alzheimer's. Several
people wondered if there is a gradual deterioration from chronic substance abuse.
But Bush's improved performance in the latter debates made others doubt
that there's anything organic amiss: "In someone who has got a
developing dementia, they have good days and they have bad days. But it
isn't 90 minutes of bad debate one day, and 90 minutes of good debate
one day. It's much more subtle than that," says Dr. Raymond A. Wertheim
of Bethesda, Md.
After Bush's performance in the third debate, Dr. Frank changed his own
at-arm's-length diagnosis: " I think that the reason he looked demented
in the past debates is that Kerry figured out how to make him anxious.
And when he's anxious he gets disorganized. But Kerry did not make him
anxious this time. So, the issue for him is trying to manage anxiety.
That's his main concern."
Now, that still doesn't explain Wednesday night's spitting.
Thursday, October 14, 2004
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
The Answer is TEN:
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "For changing the light bulb or for darkness".
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner:
"Light Bulb Change Accomplished".
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark".
8. One to viciously smear #7.
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Salon.com Politics
Last week’s presidential debate might very well turn out to be the pivotal moment in the 2004 election, with an unfiltered Bush finally revealing his full limitations before 66 million Americans. But it is this week that will go down in history as the point when the wheels began to come off the Bush-Cheney juggernaut. The Republicans' week started on a dismal note with a massive report on page one of the Sunday New York Times that exhaustively detailed how the administration built its case for war on a false claim that aluminum tubes acquired by Iraq were intended for manufacturing a nuclear bomb. It went quickly downhill for the Bush team after that. On Monday Defense Secretary Rumsfeld suddenly veered off-message, telling a Council on Foreign Relations luncheon that he knew of no "strong, hard evidence" proving a connection between Saddam and al-Qaida. The same day, just in time to give John Edwards more ammunition for his face-off with Cheney, former U.S. occupation chief Paul Bremer told an insurance conference in West Virginia that the Bush administration had gone into Iraq with too few troops to secure the peace.
By Tuesday night the Bush campaign was hungry for a one-sided Cheney triumph in the suddenly critical vice-presidential debate. Instead, the stoop-shouldered and weary-looking vice president was forced up a tree by his aggressive opponent, with the gruff old veep growling down at the snapping, young hound below him for over 90 miserable minutes.
It was more political meltdown on Wednesday, with chief U.S. arms inspector Charles Duelfer declaring in his final report to Congress that Saddam had no WMD program after inspectors left Iraq in 1998, once and for all knocking out the key Bush argument for war. Meanwhile there was more carnage on the war front, and the U.S. embassy in Baghdad sent out a sobering e-mail, warning American personnel to steer clear of the Lone Star restaurant and other popular spots in the supposedly top-security Green Zone and to "conduct a thorough search of your vehicle prior to entering it." Oh, and oil prices continued to spike, in part because of the instability of the Iraq supply.
But hey, other than that, as Bush and Cheney keep insisting, things are looking up! Maybe they’re just channeling Richard Farina, the ‘60s folk singer who authored "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me."
Meanwhile, after promising a major policy speech on Iraq on Wednesday, Bush simply ratcheted up his increasingly shrill rhetoric, calling Kerry "dangerous" on foreign policy and suggesting the Democratic candidate picked his running mate for his hair. Bush’s wild punches are beginning to take on the same whiff of desperation his father gave off during the last stretch of his losing battle with Bill Clinton in 1992, when the elder Bush began bizarrely referring to Al Gore as "ozone man." As the AP reported Wednesday, "Political analysts see alarm bells ringing inside the Bush re-election effort."
As Bush heads for St. Louis and his second debate with Kerry, the table has turned on him. Now he’s the one under pressure to revive his stumbling campaign with a powerful performance. If he fails, his week from hell could become a month from hell.
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Autistic child transcended boundaries
Autistic child transcended boundaries
Teen killed riding bicycle had an extraordinary mind
By Melissa Ludwig
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Tuesday, October 5, 2004
Zev Garfinkle's bar mitzvah was perfect. The 13-year-old read from the Torah with perfect diction, without stammering or slurring. Poised and calm, he behaved like the man he became that day, according to Jewish tradition.
A month later, Zev was hit by a car while riding his bicycle to McNeil High School, where the Deerpark Middle School eighth-grader took advanced math and science classes. Even with a helmet, Zev suffered severe head injuries, and he died Sept. 23, the day after the accident. Department of Public Safety troopers said the driver was not at fault.
In middle school, Zev stuck out like a parrot in the snow. He had a form of autism that garbled his speech and robbed him of social skills. An orthodox Jew, Garfinkle wore a kippah, or skull cap, and tzit tzit, ritual fringes, to school every day. He ate only kosher food his mother packed in a lunch for him.
But Zev's extraordinary brilliance and surprising wisdom touched people, said Sari Garfinkle, Zev's mother.
"He transcended any kind of boundaries," she said. "He could be really infuriating, but at the same time he left a really big mark on anyone who worked with him."
She said teachers, doctors and friends who had known Zev came from all over the state to see him in the hospital before he died. His funeral was jointly officiated by Yosef Levertov, a rabbi who practices the ultra-orthodox Hasidic form of Judaism, and Neil Blumofe, cantor of the town's conservative Jewish congregation, Agudas Achim. Christian pastors also attended.
Sari Garfinkle believes her son's legacy is to show what can happen when children with special needs are given the right tools to succeed.
"I think he opened a lot of people's eyes," said Barbara Murdock, Zev's special education teacher. "They are all amazed at the huge progress that he has made."
From birth, Zev had problems with speech and motor skills, Garfinkle said. At school in Boca Raton, Fla., Zev would throw tantrums that lasted for hours, she said. When the family moved to Austin in 1995, his problems continued. At age 7, a doctor diagnosed him with autism.
"I was thrilled," his mother said. "I am a big believer in meeting problems head-on, and you can't meet them head-on when you can't define them."
Once his parents and teachers began to understand what was going on in Zev's head, his behavior turned around, she said.
To control his environment, Zev clung to routine. He was a devout Jew and prayed three times a day.
Like many autistic children, he was sensitive to smells, sounds and touch.
For a whole year, he wore only red from head to toe, she said. Idiom and the delicate dance of body language and social niceties that most children learn effortlessly were utterly foreign to Zev.
"Do you know what the closest quasar to the earth is?" was Zev's standard opening line in a conversation.
"Small talk was completely lost on him," Garfinkle said. "He used to say that if he could make people into equations, he might be able to understand them."
Zev, who scored off the charts on intelligence tests, loved math and astrophysics.
"He was a pure and logical thinker," said Lori Ollmann, who taught geometry to Zev when he was in the seventh grade. "He had such a beautiful mind."
Zev began blossoming in school, Garfinkle said. Unable to sit in a regular class for more than five minutes in elementary school, Zev was attending a math class at McNeil that lasted an hour and a half -- and making the highest grades in the class.
His parents expected him to go to college -- Zev was set on Princeton -- and his classmates expected him to find a cure for cancer, teachers said.
This is the way his mother will remember him: "He was shining."