Couldn't have said it better myself. 

Bush light bulb joke

...How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
light bulb?

None.

Nothing is wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.

Why do you hate freedom?

--Annonymous

Calling in sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Barbara and John 

More 

Pics don't do this justice. 

David and John 

John and Barbara at the Grand Canyon 

The 23rd Sigh

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's
sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,

I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception, in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of
thy
term.

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

Heaven

Something to remember....

---

I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of
it all, by the lights or its decor.



But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp--the thieves, the liars,
the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash.



There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him
was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.



Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in Hell, was sitting pretty on cloud
nine, looking incredibly well.



I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these
sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.



And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue."



"Hush, child," said He. "They're all in shock. No one thought they'd see you."



Judge NOT...

A popular poster image of President Bush as Uncle Sam that was for sale at the Conservative Political Action Conference. 

Harris with the organ 

out in the snow 

Harris 

Emily and Harris 

James, Emily and Harris 

Russell Murdock - Sports writer

Cougars dominate men's track ::: "By Russell Murdock The Daily Universe"

Mercora P2P Radio review by PC Magazine

Mercora P2P Radio review by PC Magazine: "Looking for a way to share digital music without risking a lawsuit? Look at Mercora, a new music-sharing service that adheres to the letter of federal law. Billed as 'P2P Radio,' Mercora lets you broadcast your music collection across the Net and listen to broadcasts from thousands of other music lovers. But you needn't worry about broadcasting copyrighted material and running afoul of the major recording labels. Mercora's parent company pays the labels a rights fee for each song the service streams."

Another Christas Pic

James, Emily and Harris 

Christmas Pics