The End Of The World



When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?


USA Today: WE'RE DEAD


The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS


National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD


Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE


Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER


Wired: THE LAST NEW THING


Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR


Readers Digest: BYE


Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?


TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!


Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!


America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 100 YEARS


Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE


Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.


IBM: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!


N.Y. Post: WHAASSSUP ?


Boston Globe: STRONG N.E. WINDS PREDICTED


Cuba Libre: BUSH BLOWS UP WORLD


Arizona Republic: TEMPERATURES EXPECTED TO HIT 1016 F TODAY