a new soft drink for mature men!!!!!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Pfizer Corp Announcement



Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.



Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a plain, good, old-fashioned stiff drink.



Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO".