This is an odd collection of stuff that I find on the net mixed with some of the jokes people send to me. My politics are definitely not right wing. I post stuff here instead of spamming everyone in my address book. Take what you like and leave the rest...
Friday, September 21, 2007
Black Male President or White Female President?
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Speaking of Sloth...
| Greed: | Very Low | |
| Gluttony: | Low | |
| Wrath: | Very Low | |
| Sloth: | Medium | |
| Envy: | Very Low | |
| Lust: | Medium | |
| Pride: | Very Low |
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
I had to laugh
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Dear sir, my name is Natacha and I would like to marry you
An Australian sheep farmer traveled to Mali to pick up his bride and her dowry -- but ended up kidnapped instead.
Catherine Price
Aug. 14, 2007 | Here's an odd one for anyone feeling sombered by the AIDS crisis in South Africa and/or Roman Catholic disapproval of Amnesty's support of abortion rights for rape victims. The BBC reports that an Australian sheep farmer was taken hostage in Mali for 12 days when he showed up at an airport to meet his supposed bride -- a woman he'd met over the Internet -- and pick up her $86,000 dowry.
I don't know what their e-mail exchange was like (perhaps the woman had read "The Game"?), but somehow the man, 56, believed that a 20-something Liberian refugee named Natacha would be waiting for him at the airport, presumably lugging a huge suitcase of gold. Except, whoops, the men who greeted his plane and said that they were Natacha's relatives turned out to be kidnapping thugs instead. Talk about a bad online date.
Luckily, things turned out all right -- because while the Australian guy was dumb, his captors were dumber. The Australian authorities somehow convinced the man's kidnappers that he needed to pick up the money at the Canadian Embassy because, you know, one wouldn't want to use regular mail to ship $86,000 in cash. When they dropped him off to get the money, he was rescued. And when relatives were asked how he could have fallen for such a scheme, they suggested that he had been "blinded by Internet love."
Thank goodness no one actually got hurt. Still, I'm impressed that the incident happened, considering that it required two large leaps of faith: first, that a 20-something woman with an $86,000 dowry would be using the Internet to court Australian sheep farmers. And second, that a man who would come to Mali to pick up an $86,000 dowry would have $86,000 of his own to pay in ransom. It's the sort of story that makes you wish there were Darwin Awards for Internet dating -- and kidnapping schemes.
-- Catherine Price
- Don't Let Them Eat Cake - washingtonpost.com
"Dear Miss Manners:
I appear to have committed a faux pas. My fiance and I are getting married in a concert hall at 6 p.m. He's excited to don a tux, and the bridesmaids are wearing dresses of their choice (so some of them are floor-length and some are shorter). I guess this means we're having a formal wedding, but we picked out colorful, modern-looking invitations.
Now, people are admonishing us for choosing informal invitations for a formal event. Is there any way to respond to their criticism? Is there any way to redress our error?
Since the invitations have already gone out, it is unfortunately too late for you redo the chief part you did wrong -- the guest list."
No wonder they called him Turd Blossom | Salon.com
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Almost to Boise
Years ago when James and Rachel were small we were driving back from a visit to my dad and 'grandma Mary' to Euless, and we couldn't find any motel rooms in Barstow, so we decided to keep driving. We finally found a room in Needles, CA sometime after two in the morning. We carried the two sleeping children into the motel and crashed. Since James and Rachel had rested all night in the car, they were up and ready to go at 7 the next morning.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Changes
Last night Will rolled over for the first time, it has been amazing to have small kids in the house again.
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We were also very happy and more than a little amazed to see how well John handled having his nephews around the house. He pretty much left them alone unless they were doing something together like playing a video game or watching the Disney channel together.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Grandma and Will
Groom catches bouquet

Russell tossed Sarah Jane's garter. I don't remember who caught it but there was a push by some for John to catch it.
Jack and Grandpa
John and David D
As one can tell by looking at the photo below, both David and John were having a great time.

One of the things that John does with David at school is to work out at a local fitness club where John can use the treadmill and go swimming.
Nice picture of Rachel

We were very surprised and happy to have Rachel come and join us last Saturday. She wanted to surprise us by coming the open house but she got an unwanted surprise from the airline with a delayed flight and all (click here to read all the details from Rachel's point of view).
But it was WONDERFUL to have her here for Barbara's and my 29th wedding anniversary. The whole clan was present, so that was very special.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Andrea - Old friend
Andrea's husband Corwin introduced himself to my children at the wedding as the husband of their uncle's ex-fiance which pretty much summed things up.
22 years ago I had the opportunity to go to Japan for three weeks on business. I attended the english speaking ward in Tokyo and saw Andrea playing the piano at Sacrament meeting. I turned to the man sitting next to me and asked him if that was Andrea (I used her maiden name) and he replied that that used to be her maiden name but that it was now his last name. Small world as they say. Anyhow, they had Barbara and me over to dinner after Barbara arrived and she and Andrea became good friends, even though they have probably only met in the flesh a less than a dozen times.

Little did we know way back when that we would both settle in Texas.
James and John after the wedding
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Grace under fire





